Raising Kids

by Kim Dixon

calendar May 23, 2025

Raising Kids

Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. – Mark 10:14

Looking for an alternative approach to adult education? Try raising kids! You’ll learn important like this:

  • A king size waterbed contains enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house about 4 inches deep.
  • When you hear the toilet flush and the words ‘uh oh,’ it’s already too late.
  • A ceiling fan isn’t strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy clad in Batman underwear and Superman cape hanging by a dog leash. It is able, however, to spin a paint can quickly enough to splash paint on all four walls of a room.
  • Super glue is forever.
  • VCRs don’t eject ‘peanut butter and jelly’ sandwiches
  • Garbage bags don’t make good parachutes.

If you’re a parent, or have kids in your life, enjoy the daily adventures, even if it means time and energy you didn’t budget for the moment.

– Steve Arterburn

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. – Michael Caine

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